Ron you may dress your self as the poster boy for Ski Central....but your lack of concern for the tools that keep your white pants clean make me wonder.
(Music here please: Glory Glory Hallelujah)
The trees, the Kevlar, the fiberglass, the metal and glue that go into making the boards that bring all day smiles to your face,
That composite of shear joy that keep you floating in clouds of puffy snow,
Those wizards of wood that negotiate your white panted butt through the tree runs at 2:30 and 3 O'Clock,
Those fantastical harem of boards you harbor at your posh and appreciated Steamboat resort..sure, THEY sit in a lonely closet out of site and out of mind....
But when the time comes and your bring those conglomeration of science, nature, put together through years of trials and tribulations to culminate in finely tuned tools,
Man, you can't let them look like crap...you owe them man...you owe them! Those dings and scrapes are NOT badges of courage but Scarlet Letters of disrespect!
(Cut song here)
Now...do you now understand why you need to show the love brother? Show the love man!
Gary
(do they sell nail polish clear coat by the gallon?)