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jim-ratliff

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Re: ROOM MATE THREAD
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2007, 09:15:24 am »
Ok Gang...first of all "Fluffing" is not a word that should be used because I have been told by a specialist in let me say..ah..
movies of the flesh...fluffing is a term used to prepare some of the actors..


Gary:  I am absolutely amazed (or maybe concerned) about your extensive knowledge of all thing pornographic, whether it be the Russian  **** industry or the fluffing aspect of the American (I assume) industry.  Talk about requiring an intervention!!  Ron/Michael, y'all just keep buying and selling skis.
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2007, 09:24:01 am »
Ok forget the Gold one piece....maybe you should be thinking "florescent clothing colors of the 60's" so people won't focus on your nicked and scrapped top skins.

No matter...you trade and sell them so often...you're always wearing new skis....NICE!

On newbee green skiers....well, having taught....I beg to differ cause those ginners ski more of the tops of their skis than the bottom, well at least unill they've spent a couple of sessions with me. Then after they destroy the lesson skis at the resorts (and we've all seen those things) ?I convince them to go out and buy appropriate boots and skis and wax the tops as well as the bottoms of thier new found happy tools. You see, I'm creating legions of me...the true method in my madness!

And Ron..beware of the word "metorsexual skier"...have ya looked in your ski closet lately! But hey, that's ok...you give us all something to strive for. Support our sport, that's what I say.

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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2007, 09:32:08 am »
Hey Jim..I can't say I've been around the block but a musician from the 60's and 70's, selling cars, office equipment, 26yrs of military service to this here nation, and 30 years of real estate dev....I've seen lots of interesting stuff...yup...proba bly just like you.

My knowledge of "that" industry is mostly words picked up here and there from skiers out on the slopes. So you know..to know the skiers, one must speak the language.

Nah...never happend that way. Don't be overly concerned cause I find no value or interest other than playing with the words for giggles.

However, finding a proper shine em up top skin glossy make it new like product is reaching near catastrophic obsession.

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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2007, 09:42:59 am »
Whoa, it better be snowing soon!  This is fun!!!!

I like the retro idea, I must admit that I am not a good enough skier to wear that.

Regarding your "master plan" I see the genius :) good plan, Ok, you can maintain your skis the way you want, we will just make sure we ride up on your tails in the lift line  ::)

Yes, I buy and sell skis often because I get bored and I think if I buy better skis, I will ski better. Or maybe since you have taught me so well, I am improving and need better skis to fit my needs  ::)

Metrosexual would really only apply if I was buying Bogner or some other fuffy stuff.

Obsession is something I understand.....

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Re: ROOM MATE THREAD
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2007, 10:15:37 am »
What an education this forum is! I had no idea of the 'other' meaning of fluffing.
It makes me suspect that the REAL reason for all the spam, is that you guys have been checking it out and ordering!  :o
Where do you get the time? Between waxing top sheets, bottoms and edges, buying/selling ski gear, forum hopping and perhaps earning some money at the day jobs, when do you do the russian, ****, cialis vigil??? ;D ;D

Ron, I think gold would look great with the white boots. Very 60's go, go .
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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2007, 11:24:41 am »
guilty as charged for spending too much time on this and Epic but I do actually get my work done. Right now is a very slow time of for me and it just makes it worse!  Go-go boots? Hmm, not sure if this is a good thing....

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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2007, 12:06:23 pm »
With your dark coloring, the contrast would be stunning! ;)
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2007, 12:20:22 pm »
Well there it is Ron...the gold one piece suit, your silver helmet, your white go go boots, and with your swarthy complexion...you might just look like Elvis on skis!

From the lips of Lynn....Stunning!

Well Lynn, this site has stimulated the humor antics in all of us. AND since we're not skiing on THIS continent yet, it gives us time and an avenue to rekindle our Real Skier relationships.

Oh yeah Ron...anyone riding up on my tails in the lift line better be prepared for "the look"! Flowers have wilted and dogs have cowered with the "get off my tails or I'll bite your head off, pack snow in your carcass, and FED EX you home in my ski tube!

Get's em everytime!

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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2007, 12:28:43 pm »
I just puked onto my keyboard...

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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2007, 12:51:13 pm »
Come on Elvis.....I'm mean Ron, you could pull it off.

Now go get an air can and blow the mess off your keyboad.

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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2007, 01:27:10 pm »
Oh yeah Ron...anyone riding up on my tails in the lift line better be prepared for "the look"! Flowers have wilted and dogs have cowered with the "get off my tails or I'll bite your head off, pack snow in your carcass, and FED EX you home in my ski tube!



Ron, I would take him seriously about his fetish. 

One of the women here at work made the mistake of skiing on her boyfriends ski tops as they got off of the chair.  After "the look" and "some words" they skied down the hill separately, never spoke to each other again (mutually), and she hasn't been skiing in the 20 years since.

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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2007, 02:01:23 pm »
 Gary isn't a huge guy but I wouldn't mess with that Italian madman! He has my respect.....New name for Gary, "Godfatha" I think we're all a little particular about our gear. You have to respect it.

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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2007, 02:10:16 pm »
Al Capone and Eddie Murphy weren't huge guys Ron my boy but knew how to get their point across.

There will be no kissing of the ring or use of grenades....sometim es it's just the look that's needed.

Jim...sounds like the lady in your office is a potential PMTS convert.

Alice is out for her golf leage tonight....hmmm, the remote is mine or better yet:

I'm thinking I'm going to crush some ice in the bathtub, place my skis in there, put on the boots and click in. I figure a fan blowing the cold from the cubes in my face, my goggles and helmet on...just maybe I can go to that special place in my mind!

First tracks baby...yeah...got ya covered!

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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2007, 02:20:00 pm »

Awesome, post a picture.   :o
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2007, 02:35:26 pm »
Here's a mental picture:

gary, standing in the tub of ice weraing nothing but orange fleece underwear, boots, gloves, goggles and helmet and a big Sh*t eating grin on his face... ;D