Author Topic: NEWS FLASH... Gary is found Frozen to lift in J-hole....  (Read 286 times)

Ron

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NEWS FLASH... Gary is found Frozen to lift in J-hole....
« on: January 16, 2007, 12:32:22 pm »
yes, with temps dipping to -23, yup NEGATIVE 23, its is my sad duty to to inform you that Gary was found this morning by his beloved wife, frozen to a lift. A note found on Gary said, "I love my SuperShapes and my wife , please take good care of both....."

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Are you sure that note put the supershapes first??
"Play it Sam"

Ron

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Yes, and here's an update on Gary's condition:

According to the director of Mountain safety, Gary was miraculously revived by a ava-dog who accidiently peed on Gary's frozen body.  Gary credits his survival to his wifes silk under wear and the thoughts of one more day on his new SuperShapes........