HOld on there cowboy....you let me do your daily touch ups. ....
I offer my services to the best chef, and feel that since my cooking skills are so dismal...although I can cook pizza with the cardboard still on and not have it go "baked Alaska" on me...now that's a skill....I mean I'm no dummy....I do have to eat...and I look finely prepared meals even though the cook panics when the grill runs out of gas...but hey....you know....each with our own special skills.
We ran out of gas because Gary said we had enough.....
But you let me....oh brother..
Well yeah....for cripes sakes Ron...of course I let you.....cause you trip over your own shoe laces, take forever to get your ski gear on....can never find your gloves, socks, shirts minutes before we're prepared to head out....geez....some one's got to help you out....I mean....it's kind of a civil duty!
Man....having a buddy that has a place in Steamboat is tuff work!? :-*G
OK, yes,? No one tunes boards like gary and cooking his breaksfast is a fair trade but...Rushed, yes rushed, trying make breakfast every morning, lets see,
RON: "Gary what do you want for breakfast?"?
GARY:? Oh, nothing, I'll have some prunes and some Oatmeal. Don't go to any trouble.
Ron:? Ok,
I make eggs or pancakes or something, I sit down to eat...
GARY: oh, can I have some of that?
Ron: I thought you didn't want any?
Gary: I just wanted a little... I don't want peppers and gassy stuff....
Ron: Ok ,but this is mine, do you want some of your own?
GARY: OK, but without the salt, no peppers and extra fiber.... Oh, can you make some of that red tea?
RON: OK....
NEXT:? Now I cleaning up, gary is already and has all the gear out the door and sitting in the hallway, he's pacing like a little kid who's gotta pee like a race horse, I am now trying to put on my crap since I can't or I'll sweat to death.....
GARY:? OK, lets go, hurry up.. Why aren't you ready yet..... ?? All the powder will be gone.....
It's ok, he's my bro.....?